What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also:

• Why does Russia and many parts of Eastern Europe strangely have a high percentage of female doctors and physicians (~70%)?
• Why is the left keep misrepresenting what Trump said about his daughter? When asked if he would date her if he weren’t her father, it simply reflected pride in raising a smart, respectful, and loving daughter with good morals all men want that no?
• Is there electric light therapy tested and proven science?
• Why are Democrats opposed to restrictions on contraception such as requiring people to be over 18 to buy contraception, banning mail order contraception, and requiring a prescription from a doctor?
• Why cant I sleep on my side after getting my covid vaccine? I just got the shot and I’ve been overstimulated from not being able to sleep, my arm is very sore and it hurts so much to move and I just want to sleep but it hurts if I lay on either side
• What's one common challenge software engineers face, no matter what kind of tech company they work for?
• Why can't flat-Earthers create an agency like NASA to explore Earth to prove it is flat? What's preventing them from doing so?
• I am writing a romantasy novel and I’m starting out with a love interest who was a previous ex. In the end, he will betray her, however I need some character flaws that leaves characters feeling uneasy about him. Any tips?
• Does the success of autonomous spacecraft and the rise of AI render human involvement in future space exploration unnecessary?
• Study shows that early humans climbed trees and worked with stone - Earth.com
• Bitcoin Price Rises. This Could Be the Next Big Crypto IPO After Success of Circle Stock. - Barron's
• What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?